I am totally rubbish at jokes. I never remember them. But I do like really cheesy one liners!
So here are a bunch I really like! They are pretty bad…. you have been warned!
- The dyslexic devil worshiper sold his soul to Santa.
- Does anyone need an ark? I Noah guy.
- What’s the best thing about Switzerland? I don’t know, but their flag is a huge plus.
- You kill vegetarian vampires with a steak to the heart.
- What’s the difference between a Zippo and a hippo? Ones really heavy, and the other’s a little…
- Did you hear about the new corduroy pillows? They’re making headlines everywhere!
- What didn’t the melons get married? Because they cantaloupe!
- I wrote a song about a tortilla. Well actually, it’s more of a wrap.
- If you were to clean a vacuum, would you be a vacuum cleaner?
- What is the difference between ignorance and apathy? I don’t know, and I don’t care.
I told you they were bad!