I am totally rubbish at jokes. I never remember them. But I do like really cheesy one liners! 
So here are a bunch I really like! They are pretty bad…. you have been warned!

  • The dyslexic devil worshiper sold his soul to Santa.
  • Does anyone need an ark?  I Noah guy. 
  • What’s the best thing about Switzerland? I don’t know, but their flag is a huge plus. 
  • You kill vegetarian vampires with a steak to the heart.
  • What’s the difference between a Zippo and a hippo? Ones really heavy, and the other’s a little… 
  • Did you hear about the new corduroy pillows? They’re making headlines everywhere!
  • What didn’t the melons get married? Because they cantaloupe!
  • I wrote a song about a tortilla. Well actually, it’s more of a wrap.
  • If you were to clean a vacuum, would you be a vacuum cleaner? 
  • What is the difference between ignorance and apathy? I don’t know, and I don’t care.
I told you they were bad!

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